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Woody Allen on dating
Allen: That’s quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn’t it?
Woman: Yes, it is.
Allen: What does it say to you?
Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.
Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?
Woman: Committing suicide.
Allen: What about Friday night? -
an old house i found in Israel, across the street from where my family lives in Jerusalem
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i’m just another person with a face who gets bored waiting to leave my house, resulting in photbooth selfies
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i wonder what conor oberst would say if i asked him to marry me. maybe he would write a beautiful song about it/me and then i could be happy forever and never be sad again
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Finally home and leaving tomorrow to be a camp counselor. Hopefully these kids don’t hate me as much as I hate myself. Ha ha, that’s not funny.
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(via passiveobservers)
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I don’t like when strangers try to tell me what to do. Especially in a language I don’t speak. Shut up lady, I’ll jay-walk if I want to, and I know exactly what I’m doing. Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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(via ajokerandatheif)
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If I were to be totally sincere, I would say that I do not know why I live and why I do not stop living. The answer probably lies in the irrational character of life which maintains itself without reason.
– Emil Cioran, On the Heights of Despair (via hate-wizard)(via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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Being an existential nihilist, it’s pretty difficult to create purpose in your own life. I’m bored to death half of the time, unamused by the monotonous lifestyle I’m currently living at a goddamn daily bases.
I think the idea that life has no real purpose or meaning scares people to death. I…
